John Mortimer

Birthday: 21 April 1923, Hampstead, London, England, UK

Birth Name: John Clifford Mortimer

John Mortimer is a prolific writer for the theatre, films (starting during World War II, when he wrote scripts for the Crown Film Unit), television and radio. He also writes fiction and was a trial at ...Show More

Bryan Cowgill was a towering figure in what now seems to be a golden age of British television. He m Show more Bryan Cowgill was a towering figure in what now seems to be a golden age of British television. He made Thames Television famous across the world for Benny Hill and Morecambe and Wise. He continued the Rumpole series and produced such popular dramas as Minder and The Bill. I owe him a great debt of gratitude. He suggested that I should write a serial about England since the Second World War, and what followed was Paradise Postponed, which traces recent political history and the rise of Thatcherism through the stories of various characters in an English village. He gave me as I believe he gave to all writers, every support and encouragement. Writers for television today can only wait and hope for another Bryan Cowgill. Hide

The only advice I can give is to beseech you to treat children as equals. Don't patronise them or ig Show more The only advice I can give is to beseech you to treat children as equals. Don't patronise them or ignore them or treat them as if they were somehow disabled. Hide

[on David Niven] He was a model of how people who are famous and who enjoy the terrific privilege of Show more [on David Niven] He was a model of how people who are famous and who enjoy the terrific privilege of stardom or public acclaim should behave. Hide

[speaking in a debate about pornography] A test of pornography was once adumbrated by the Supreme Co Show more [speaking in a debate about pornography] A test of pornography was once adumbrated by the Supreme Court of the United States. It was called the Felix Principle. And it was adumbrated in the days when Mr Justice Frankfurter sat upon the court. And a pornographic book was then defined as something which gave Mr Justice Frankfurter an erection. [laughter] And it was noticed that as the years went by... [laughter and applause] and Mr Justice Frankfurter became older and less easily stimulated, the judgements of the Supreme Court became conspicuously more liberal. Hide

No brilliance is require in law. Just common sense and relatively clean fingernails. No brilliance is require in law. Just common sense and relatively clean fingernails.

[Speaking in 2006, on the prospect of his retiring] What else can I do? I can't play golf... Writing Show more [Speaking in 2006, on the prospect of his retiring] What else can I do? I can't play golf... Writing keeps me alive. Hide

I was raised, educated and clothed almost entirely on the proceeds of cruelty, adultery and neglect. I was raised, educated and clothed almost entirely on the proceeds of cruelty, adultery and neglect.

Changing the life that's been allocated to you, throwing in your hand and asking for a redeal, may r Show more Changing the life that's been allocated to you, throwing in your hand and asking for a redeal, may require courage and determination. Hide

[on why he preferred defending murderers to handling divorce cases] Matrimonial clients hate each ot Show more [on why he preferred defending murderers to handling divorce cases] Matrimonial clients hate each other so much and use their children to hurt each other in beastly ways. Murderers have usually killed the one person in the world that was bugging them and they're usually quite peaceful and agreeable. Hide

Women are more realistic and open-minded than men, who tend to live in a world of wishful thinking, Show more Women are more realistic and open-minded than men, who tend to live in a world of wishful thinking, fantasy and make-believe. For that reason, I always welcomed women on juries. Hide

It's difficult to know in these grey days when the left has become the right, what sort of political Show more It's difficult to know in these grey days when the left has become the right, what sort of political beliefs, if any, I could hand on to another generation which has so far shown a passionate lack of interest in the subject. Hide

Sport brings me out in a rash. I think it's awfully bad for people's characters. People's characters Show more Sport brings me out in a rash. I think it's awfully bad for people's characters. People's characters deteriorate as soon as they have anything to do with sport - they throw beer-cans at each other, they knee each other in the groin. Nobody knees each other in the groin at Covent Garden Opera House. Hide

As the son of a divorce barrister, I was fed, raised, educated and clothed entirely on the proceeds Show more As the son of a divorce barrister, I was fed, raised, educated and clothed entirely on the proceeds of adultery. If people had remained faithful, I would never have been sent to Harrow. Hide

A writer not only has to write, he has to live in order to have something to write about. And of the Show more A writer not only has to write, he has to live in order to have something to write about. And of the two occupations, living is by far the hardest. Hide

A life during which you've caused no offence would be as blandly unoffensive as death itself. A life during which you've caused no offence would be as blandly unoffensive as death itself.

John Mortimer's FILMOGRAPHY

All as Actor (12) as Creator (1)

The Innocents