Andrew, Matt Davis

Avery Bullock, Avery Bullock as B, Patrick Stewart, Police Academy Chief

Various

Jeff Fischer, Jeff Fisher, Donnie, Donnie Patterson, Glenn, Kidnapper

June Rosewood

Gwen Ling

Jack Smith

Klaus, Monopoly Hobo, Pillow Hands McGraw, Tony, Elf, Klaus as Tchochkie Schmear, A Wolverine, CIA Guard, Duper, Enormous Sea Monster...

Lisa Silver

Toshi Yoshida, Asian Man, Toshi as S' Assistant

Hayley Smith, Barb Hanson, Hayley Smith as Ms. Peacenickel, Reshma, Actress, Barbra Streisand, Deborah, Gertie, Guest #2, Gypsy Woman...

Rusty

Mah Mah