Captain Macho, Gary, Himself - Host

Various, Ron Paul, Johnny Depp, Aquaman, Blue Man, Cecil, Draco Malfoy, Ed Vincent, Goran 'Funky Boy' Bogdan, Hermes...

Herself - Host, Infinity + 5, Various

Himself - Host, The Continental, Various, Walter, Bruce Dickinson, Captain Ted, Colonel Angus, Connie Stinson, Dominique de Villepin, Ed Glosser...

Ashley, Herself - Host, Katie, Lynn, Nurse Keely, Princess Viola, Sarah Wilner

Herself - Host, Herself, Juliette, Various, Chrissy Knox, Cleaning Crew Singer, Emma Stone, Emma Stone (segment "Star Wars Auditions"), Gwen Stacy, Lindsay Lohan...

Various, Weekend Update Anchor, Himself, Himself - Host, Honker, Husband, Walter Cronkite, Todd DiLaMuca, Richard Burton, Ronnie Bateman...

Various, Himself, Frank Sinatra, Paulie Herman, Ronald Reagan, Tom Snyder, Announcer, Dan Rather, Jimmy Carter, Harry Schliemer...

Various, Weekend Update Anchor, Franz, Himself, Mr. Subliminal, Tarzan, Husband, Bill, Frank Gannon, Fred Wilpon...

Herself - Hostess

Himself - Host, Various

Herself

Himself - Host, Various