Contestant, The Bride, Woman

Brooke

Ellie

Himself - Narrator

Donna, Gina, Lisa, Maid, Puerto Rico Girl

Dotty Campbell, English Mother at airport, French Teacher

Jim Kaplan, Various, Al Harrington, Ernie the Giant Chicken, Evil Monkey, Robin Williams, Announcer, Buzz Killington, TV Announcer, A Professional Man...

Diane Simmons, Charles Lindbergh's Wife, Coco, Diane Simmons as Imperial Newscaster, Eva Braun, Greta, Jolene, Nancy the Postal Lady

Death's Mother

Farmer's Date, Karen Griffin (Heavy Flo), Philippa

Himself

Girl, Tonya, Wife

Bill Maher