Various, Dusty Velvet, Jennifer Aniston, Rachael Ray

Various, Ron Paul, Johnny Depp, Aquaman, Blue Man, Cecil, Draco Malfoy, Ed Vincent, Goran 'Funky Boy' Bogdan, Hermes...

Herself - Host, Infinity + 5, Various

Himself - Host, Various, Himself, David Frost, Terry Halsey

Ashley, Herself - Host, Katie, Lynn, Nurse Keely, Princess Viola, Sarah Wilner

'Bear City' Narrator, Himself - Host, Various

Various, Weekend Update Anchor, Himself, Himself - Host, Honker, Husband, Walter Cronkite, Todd DiLaMuca, Richard Burton, Ronnie Bateman...

Various, Himself, Frank Sinatra, Paulie Herman, Ronald Reagan, Tom Snyder, Announcer, Dan Rather, Jimmy Carter, Harry Schliemer...

Various, Weekend Update Anchor, Franz, Himself, Mr. Subliminal, Tarzan, Husband, Bill, Frank Gannon, Fred Wilpon...

Himself - Host, Buster Littles, Howlin' Bobby Wallace, Various

Himself - Host, Various

Herself

Himself - Host, Various