Almost Married
When Kyle returns from his stag-do with a sexually transmitted disease, he's left unable to have sex with his fiancée Lydia in the run-up to their wedding. Now he and his mate must concoct a series of increasingly elaborate, and idiotic, plans to keep him out of the bedroom.
18 December 1989, Luton, Bedfordshire, England, UK
25 May 1957, Middlesbrough, Teeside, England, UK
19 June 1983, Newcastle upon Tyne, Northumberland, England, UK
March 27, 2014
The actors gurn away like they're auditioning for roles in a Carry On reboot, and the denouement is as predictable as it is bizarrely abrupt.
April 02, 2014
Director Ben Cookson adopts a tone of blithe jollity at odds with the film's bitter gender politics and the sniggering laddishness makes for an unpleasant date movie even before a predictable twist reveals the misogynistic core.
March 28, 2014
If this was on TV, you'd switch channels.
September 08, 2015
The gags are as coarse as the subject matter, but generally very, very funny, and there's an extremely neat twist.
March 28, 2014
There's basically just one joke in this scruffy British comedy, and it's dragged out painfully for the better part of an hour before the script finally clicks into gear.
March 28, 2014
There are a handful of truly funny moments, however there isn't quite enough fluency to the dialogue.
March 25, 2014
Too many gags are ill-considered and it's ultimately hard to care whether the engaged couple will make it down the aisle.
