Bad Johnson
Being a sex addict, Rich never maintains a long relationship because of lack of responsibility. After his failure with a girlfriend, Rich wishes his penis will disappear. The next morning he wakes up, Rich realizes that his penis has taken human form. On the way to get his penis back, Rich learns the lesson to be a real man.
10 April 1976, Chicago, Illinois, USA
24 January 1983, Eau Claire, Wisconsin, USA
10 April 1983, San Francisco, California, USA
November 11, 2014
The premise is a whopper of a bad idea, made all the more disheartening by the notion that someone thought highly enough of it to see it as a feasible outlet for movie comedy.
May 02, 2014
The central joke in this low-budget comedy should have been a springboard to something either blackly hilarious or more amusingly complex, but the filmmakers seem to have run out of ideas after coming up with the title.
May 01, 2014
A sometimes amusing sex farce ...
May 01, 2014
This is a parable about a man who learns to embrace his better self in the absence of his nether regions. Said parable is neither surprising nor profound, but that wouldn't matter as much if the movie were funny. It isn't.
May 01, 2014
"Bad Johnson" works much better than it should. Because, really, it shouldn't work at all.
May 01, 2014
A movie of our times, even if it's not an especially good, funny or interesting one.
May 01, 2014
A buddy comedy that reeks like stale underpants.
May 01, 2014
What would "It's a Wonderful Life" look like if Clarence the angel were replaced by the human personification of George Bailey's sentient penis?
June 30, 2014
As bad as things are for Rich and his limp sidekick, the audience really gets the shaft courtesy of a script that's completely devoid of inspiration.
May 01, 2014
A nice romantic comedy disguised as a moronic raunch-fest.
May 02, 2014
Why actresses take roles in dreck like this I'll never know. The money must be fabulous.
May 01, 2014
Oh well. They got half the title right...
