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Blended
Their blind date has spanned to benefit their kids, after a man and a woman finally got stuck at a family resort.
2 April 1966, Vernon, Connecticut, USA
8 October 1997, Pembroke Pines, Florida, USA
15 May 1956, Zanesville, Ohio, USA
July 14, 1963 in Ely, Nevada, USA
5 July 1968, Orange County, California, USA
13 February 1960, Brooklyn, New York, USA
July 11, 2016
To summarise in as few words possible: it is a film, it has people in it, the lighting is adequate and there's a monkey band playing Careless Whisper. Can I go home now and stare into the dark abyss that is my life please?
March 07, 2016
A movie too afraid to use real emotion or accept its audience is smart enough to read between the lines.
May 23, 2014
In the world of this sitcom love story, men are from Mars and women should be from a defiled menstrual tent far enough away that Adam Sandler won't have to hear them talk about tampons.
October 03, 2014
Hasn't Africa suffered enough?
May 23, 2014
Comedians often draw on childhood influences, and Adam Sandler and his team do it in the worst possible way in Blended.. [which] is like a Bizarro version of The Brady Bunch.
May 24, 2014
The romance is sweet and even effervescent, the comedy is homespun and sentimental, but it's packaged with such a repellent batch of stereotypes and prejudices that it's unpalatable even to contemplate.
May 23, 2014
Sandler would piss out of the screen if he thought he could get a laugh. This is not his worst film, but it's his most offensive.
May 23, 2014
Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore star in Blended, their third pairing, and, while the chemistry may be good, the movie isn't.
April 09, 2016
Avoid "Blended" like it's your job - because it is. Your future happiness could depend on it.
September 18, 2014
I wish "Blended" were more a family ensemble dramedy and not a Barrymore and Sandler vehicle that rips off of "Yours, Mine and Ours."
May 26, 2014
What's missing from Blended? Two key ingredients: it doesn't touch the heart and it doesn't tickle the funny bone (at least not often enough).
October 10, 2014
It seems that miracles do happen in modern cinema. It's warm, funny, tender, serious and ( ... ) decidedly old fashioned. There's no swearing, no pandering to repeated toilet gags and the 'gross-out' market is all but ignored.
