Date Movie
Julia Jones is unhappy. She's overweight, spends forever working at her fathers diner, and believes she will always be lonely. This is until she meets Grant Fockyerdoder. Before they can have their dream wedding, they must meet each others parents and survive the scheming Andy.
28 August 1961, Boston, Massachusetts, USA
30 July 1978, Anchorage, Alaska, USA
16 March 1969, Gaithersburg, Maryland, USA
12 November 1996, Newport Beach, California, USA
26 July 1973, Dallas, Texas, USA
14 December 1979, England, UK
April 29, 2009
It's painful.
November 20, 2008
It's hard to see through the utter mess that is Date Movie enough to evaluate its acting, but Hannigan seems to be at least serviceable.
February 22, 2006
You have to be hungry for comedy that's salty and loud, that hits your palate with all the delicacy of hot grease. If you're in that mood, a handful of these jokes will likely be just what you crave.
July 10, 2007
It's loud and obnoxious, but too full of itself to be interesting and not sober enough to be truly offensive. (Unrated)
February 21, 2006
It's kind of amazing that a joke-a-second comedy like Date Movie doesn't contain a single laugh, but what's there has been so thoroughly focus-grouped and market-tested that no joy escapes the vacuum.
February 23, 2006
These are sight gags best appreciated with a blindfold.
February 21, 2006
The targets here are Hollywood's bubbleheaded romantic comedies, but director Aaron Setzer (who co-wrote the script with Jason Friedling) doesn't satirize the genre's familiar tropes so much as merely re-stage familiar scenes.
February 22, 2006
This crass drag of a dud at best manages to elicit just a couple of half-hearted chuckles over the course of its 80-minute allotment.
April 23, 2009
Everything's reduced to an inane fart or ejaculation joke.
July 04, 2007
far less smart and often less funny than the films it ridicules.
December 26, 2006
[Mocks] movies that were much funnier than this one.
January 15, 2008
There's not a single laugh to be had.
