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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
An evil organization is about to launch a metal-eating Nanomite warhead, two American soldiers must corporate with the G.I Joe Team and stay up against the MARS troop who want to unleash this great evil.
15 July 1982, Ketchikan, Alaska, USA
17 May 1982, Vietnam
12 July 1970, Seoul, South Korea
2 November 1995, Pasadena, California, USA
7 February 1970, Cork, Ireland
24 June 1938, Cuero, Texas, USA
25 May 1956, Birmingham, Michigan, USA
March 23, 2013
A dull, passionless take on a property that any fan could have outdone with half the budget. No Joe!
October 27, 2010
Here comes GI Joe, a film so loud and dumb it makes Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen look like a Mike Leigh docudrama.
August 12, 2009
After a first hour that plays like a bad TV show, Sommers hits his groove with an over-the-top Paris chase sequence that, in turn, leads to an underwater finale that's absurdly overproduced, momentarily diverting, and then instantly forgettable.
June 02, 2010
Joe is the latest bloated float in Sommers's sad parade of cinematic shame...a glorified Cannon Films production with a nasty case of ADD."
August 11, 2009
It's just stupid and inept, which are not uncommon traits at the tail end of the summer movie season.
August 14, 2009
[Director] Sommers did the first two chaotic Mummy remakes; those play like Tender Mercies compared to this one.
August 11, 2009
This pricey, juiceless pulp could never have been killed by critics, simply because it was already dead.
August 11, 2009
Sometimes, a film defies conventional narrative and artistic standards so utterly that it seems unfair to judge it by them.... Consider this a tone poem in 40 scraps of dialogue.
April 04, 2011
It's about nothing, but who cares? It's the last big action movie of the summer and it does what it's supposed to do.
April 15, 2010
G.I. Joe: Rise Of Cobra is a very throwaway experience, likely to be forgotten by the film world very quickly.
August 20, 2009
Loud, shiny, and critic-proof, this franchise launcher is basically Transformers minus the humanity.
August 09, 2010
As is usually the case, the seething bad guys make for far more "interesting" onscreen characters than the heroes.
