Yoga Hosers
Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie are two ordinary girls that spend their free time practicing yoga with their guru, Yori Bayer. One day after school time, these two girls are invited to a group of Hunter and soon fall into a trap of Satanists, which intends to sacrifice and dismember the Colleens. The girls luckily escape from them but soon discover another terrifying secret.
17 August 1991, Anaheim, California, USA
17 November 1964, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
7 April 1971, Newark, New Jersey, USA
2 August 1970, Red Bank, New Jersey, USA
15 December 1979, San Diego, California, USA
30 September 1970, West Point, New York, USA
6 May 1986, Indianapolis, Indiana, USA
26 June 1999, Red Bank, New Jersey, USA
29 July 1987, Miami, Florida, USA
December 14, 2016
This is what happens when you merge a writer who doesn't have anything to say and a director who can't frame a single shot. [Full review in Portuguese.]
October 25, 2016
A movie pandering to teens that is very obviously made by a fifty year old man if he were trying to write like Diablo Cody.
September 01, 2016
The entire film has the strange feel of watching an elaborately produced home movie to be played at a holiday party rather than a movie theater.
September 12, 2016
...there's a frivolity to the film that's completely disarming...
September 01, 2016
It all seems like something that was hatched during a particularly neuron-impaired free-association game.
September 02, 2016
If the creators of South Park had made it, Yoga Hosers might have been hysterical.
September 01, 2016
Smith seems to have soured to the idea of making films for anyone outside his circle of fans, podcast co-hosts, and family members. Yoga Hosers, the latest feature-length podcast digression from Smith, proves how small that circle really is.
September 01, 2016
Writer-director-comic-book-artist-cult-figure Kevin Smith's latest exercise in questionable taste goes literally from bad to wurst.
November 05, 2016
I didn't want to believe it, but I saw it with my own eyes: Kevin Smith is turning into Adam Sandler.
September 02, 2016
What makes Smith a dynamic podcaster -- his shambolic, off-the-cuff storytelling -- is his undoing as a filmmaker.
September 19, 2016
Kevin Smith goes back to the fluoro-lit convenience store with this tepid teen horror-comedy that plays out as a grab-bag of self-referential jokes and friendly indulgences stretched beyond breaking point.
