
Marty Feldman
Birthday: 8 July 1934, London, England, UK
Birth Name: Martin Alan Feldman
Height: 170 cm
"I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up," Marty Feldman told a reporter -- a week before he died.This beloved comedian, who poked fun at himself, as well as others, was born Mar ...Show More

I do not disbelieve in anything. I start from the premise that everything is true until proved false Show more
I do not disbelieve in anything. I start from the premise that everything is true until proved false. Everything is possible. Hide
To have an effect on the audience, that's the most enjoyable thing I think, you know? To convey a re Show more
To have an effect on the audience, that's the most enjoyable thing I think, you know? To convey a real emotion, to communicate something more than information. To be able to move an audience in some way; either to laughter or proverbially to tears. Days when you feel you've done it, when you've done a good scene, you know it. Hide
Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
I do have a lot of violence in me, though. It's usually directed against objects. When I'm angry I m Show more
I do have a lot of violence in me, though. It's usually directed against objects. When I'm angry I may throw or kick something. But the last time I kicked something I almost sprained my toe, and when I threw a bottle, it smashed all over me. I really shouldn't do those things. Hide
Money can't buy poverty.
Money can't buy poverty.
I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.
I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.
I like to be by myself, reading, wandering about art galleries. I like solitude, walking.
I like to be by myself, reading, wandering about art galleries. I like solitude, walking.
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politici Show more
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician. Hide
I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with.
I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
Marty Feldman's FILMOGRAPHY
as Actor (27)
