You May Not Kiss the Bride
The film tells a story about Bryan Lighthouse - a pet photographer. He's forced to marry Masha Nikitin - a Croatian bride because he cannot pay his debt. And Masha Nikitin will get a green card after becoming Bryan's wife. Bryan cannot touch her as her requirement. Then romance begins soon...
2 January 1967, Honolulu, Hawaii, USA
5 January 1965, Watford, Hertfordshire, England, UK
31 October 1963, San Francisco, California, USA
28 June 1948, Memphis, Tennessee, USA
12 December 1935, Pago Pago, Western Samoa
25 March 1984, Los Angeles, California, USA
19 June 1953, Los Angeles, California, USA
September 20, 2012
A noisy, unlikable distraction that seems more invested in photographing lush Hawaiian locations than solidifying a sense of humor that might coexist peacefully with the violence.
September 06, 2012
This irredeemably silly tropical screwball comedy, made in 2009, is only now getting a release-and that's no surprise.
September 20, 2012
Surely, some Hollywood studio in the 1950s made a prototype of the sprightly if erratic comedy "You May Not Kiss the Bride."
November 01, 2012
A movie that never figures out a way to stitch together all of its incongruous elements.
September 20, 2012
The plotting just ends up feeling like a lot of business, ideas meant to keep the characters busy and in motion rather than actually reflecting anything like human behavior.
September 21, 2012
The low-brow script leads the characters through one far-fetched scenario after another with few laughs along the way. But at least the scenery is nice.
September 20, 2012
It's refreshing for critics when movies like "You May Not Kiss the Bride" come along. We don't get to use words like "insipid" nearly enough.
September 20, 2012
The charisma and comic timing of the film's female leads make up for some of the screenwriting rough patches but not enough to justify a trip to the theater.
September 21, 2012
Its lunacy is well staged and fast-paced. Too bad the movie's premise is so lame that the nimbler moments can't redeem it.
